He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Randomize
