i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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