This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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