im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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