Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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