You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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