Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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