Your dad touched me again.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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