she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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