If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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