i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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