And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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