hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
