Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
tell me about the fingering
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