At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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