Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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