I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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