My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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