Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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