what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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