I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm passing your future prison.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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