Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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