I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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