he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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