btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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