So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
there is glitter all over my balls
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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