Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think my mom watched the whole time
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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