And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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