Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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