When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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