The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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