He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
