you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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