like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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