Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she peed on how many people?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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