Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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