I wanna bring you to show and tell
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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