I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Someone came in the potted fern
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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