new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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