yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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