She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
