just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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