i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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