is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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