dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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