My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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