you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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