What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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