yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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