So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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