if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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