Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
seriously i just wanna be friends
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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