i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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