What did we do last night that was yellow?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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