And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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