There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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