I wanna bring you to show and tell
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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